There is no better way to cement a friendship than in engaging in a cunning plan of hinjinx with the other person. Put on a costume, jimmy open a lock, vamp a receptionist, fake out make out, DO AS YOU WILL. I love a cunning plan.
This cunning plan (Good to be evil!) was gold, but not QUITE as good as the one in which Merton crossdressed as part of a cunning plan to preserve his sister from a boyband who were secretly singing, dancing evil reptiles.
… I DID NOT MAKE THIS SHOW UP. IT IS REAL, REAL I TELL YOU.